Advanced Squirrel Magic | Chapter 1: Advanced Squirrel Magic

Exercises

Exercise 3: The Art of Squirrelingtonian Scheming

The Squirrelingtonian Scheming technique is a powerful and ancient art that allows the practitioner to create complex and intricate plans, while simultaneously appearing nonchalant and disinterested.

Step 1: Focus your gaze upon the nut in the distance, but only for 3.14 seconds. Any longer and you risk falling under its spell.

Step 2: Whisper the Squirrelingtonian Incantation, a sequence of 42 precisely calibrated syllables that will grant you the power to see through the eyes of a squirrel.

Step 3: Visualize the acorn, but not too hard, as this may cause you to become one with the nut.

By following these steps, you too can become a Squirrelingtonian Master, capable of bending the very fabric of reality to your whims.

Proceed to Exercise 4: The Art of Squirrelingtonian Scheming with Fudge

squirrelingtonian_scheming = function() {
  // Focus on the nut for 3.14 seconds
  // Whisper the Squirrelingtonian Incantation
  // Visualize the acorn
  return "I am a Squirrelingtonian Master!";
}