Exercise 3: The Art of Squirrelingtonian Scheming
The Squirrelingtonian Scheming technique is a powerful and ancient art that allows the practitioner to create complex and intricate plans, while simultaneously appearing nonchalant and disinterested.
Step 1: Focus your gaze upon the nut in the distance, but only for 3.14 seconds. Any longer and you risk falling under its spell.
Step 2: Whisper the Squirrelingtonian Incantation, a sequence of 42 precisely calibrated syllables that will grant you the power to see through the eyes of a squirrel.
Step 3: Visualize the acorn, but not too hard, as this may cause you to become one with the nut.
By following these steps, you too can become a Squirrelingtonian Master, capable of bending the very fabric of reality to your whims.
Proceed to Exercise 4: The Art of Squirrelingtonian Scheming with Fudge
squirrelingtonian_scheming = function() {
// Focus on the nut for 3.14 seconds
// Whisper the Squirrelingtonian Incantation
// Visualize the acorn
return "I am a Squirrelingtonian Master!";
}