Squirrel Self-Care 101
Welcome to the most important chapter in the Squirrel Protocol! Squirrel Self-Care is all about prioritizing your own well-being as a busy squirrel.
Here are the basics:
- Get enough nuts: A healthy squirrel is a well-fed squirrel.
- Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water from your favorite tree stump.
- Find a cozy nest: Your home is your castle (or tree).
Now that you've mastered these basics, it's time to move on to advanced squirrel self-care techniques:
- Take a tree-mendous nap: Squirrels need rest, too!
- Engage in fun activities: Like chasing your tail and making cute faces.
- Practice squirrel-yoga: Bend like a tree!