Welcome to the Squirrelly Garden, where the art of nut-gathering is taken very seriously.
The Squirrely Tree is the foundation upon which all squirrelly garden design is based. It is a marvel of engineering and a testament to the ingenuity of squirrels everywhere.
The Squirrely Tree is made from the finest materials: sturdy oak, resilient beech, and a hint of pure, grade-A, artisanal acorn.
Gathering nuts is an art form, and we're here to school you on the finer points. From the classic "stomp-and-pounce" to the advanced "nut-magnet technique," we've got you covered.
But remember, the true key to success lies not in the technique, but in the flair.