Chapter 1: Nutty Tricks is the foundation of any serious squirrel's training regimen. In this chapter, we cover the most advanced ninja moves, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your forest friends.
Learn how to:
- Master the art of Terminal Ninja Sprint, a move so fast, it'll leave you breathless and bewildered.
- Climb up sheer vertical walls without breaking a sweat.
- Deflect the odds, and turn the tables on your enemies.
- Master the ancient art of Ninja Squirting, a move so stealthy, it'll leave you wondering if you're a real squirrel.