html Squirrel Protocol: Nutty Tricks

Chapter 1: Nutty Tricks of the Squirrel Protocol

Tip of the Tail

You have reached the pinnacle of squirrelly expertise, human. Here's a trick that'll make you the envy of all your fellow forest dwellers:

  1. Master the art of squirrely parkour: leap from tree to tree with ease, using nothing but your whiskers as a makeshift parachute.
  2. Develop a nut-based economy: trade acorns for favors, and never get caught with a stash that's not up to snuff.

Take it to the next level: learn the art of Squirrel-Fu.