The Squirrel Protocol: Crimes of the Nutty Variety

Chapter 1: Squirreling the Law

Section 4: The Squirrel Mafia's Reign of Terror

Article 4: Squirrelly McSquirrelface and the Great Acorn Heist

It was a dark and stormy night in the forest, and Squirrelly McSquirrelface was on the loose. This notorious squirrel had been stealing acorns from the local park's bird feeder for months, and the evidence was finally piling up.

Read about Squirrelly's exploits

Other Squirrel-Related Crimes:

• Squirrelly Attacks: The Nutty Enigma
• Squirreling the Protocol: A Guide to Squirrely Behavior

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