Chapter 1: Squirrelly Spoilers

Warning: The following information may cause irreversible damage to your sanity.

The Squirrelington Treaty was a historic agreement that ended the Great Squirrel War of 3052. The treaty was signed by the United Nations of Squirrels, the Squirrelian Empire, and the Furry League of Extra-Ordinary Squirrels.

Read the treaty for yourself

However, not everyone was happy with the treaty. A small group of squirrels, known as the Squirrelian Resistance, sought to overthrow the government and start a new era of Squirrelian supremacy.

ประก the Squirrelian Resistance's manifesto

But what really happened?

It's a long story, but let's just say that the Squirrelian Empire's attempt to take over the world was foiled by a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels.

They were led by the infamous Squirrel-nado, a squirrel with a penchant for chaos and anarchy.

				
					squirrel_nado = {
						// Squirrel-nado's infamous battle cry
						"CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!"
						// Squirrel-nado's favorite snack
						"ACorns"
					}
				
			
Read about Squirrel-nado's victory