Chapter 1: Squirrelly Spoilers
Warning: The following information may cause irreversible damage to your sanity.
The Squirrelington Treaty was a historic agreement that ended the Great Squirrel War of 3052. The treaty was signed by the United Nations of Squirrels, the Squirrelian Empire, and the Furry League of Extra-Ordinary Squirrels.
Read the treaty for yourselfHowever, not everyone was happy with the treaty. A small group of squirrels, known as the Squirrelian Resistance, sought to overthrow the government and start a new era of Squirrelian supremacy.
ประก the Squirrelian Resistance's manifestoBut what really happened?
It's a long story, but let's just say that the Squirrelian Empire's attempt to take over the world was foiled by a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels.
They were led by the infamous Squirrel-nado, a squirrel with a penchant for chaos and anarchy.
squirrel_nado = {
// Squirrel-nado's infamous battle cry
"CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!"
// Squirrel-nado's favorite snack
"ACorns"
}