Chapter 1: The Nutty Origins

The Squirrely Sophists were a group of tree-dwelling, philosophy-spouting rodents who sought to understand the meaning of life, the universe, and the best way to find a decent acorn.

They lived in a hollowed-out tree trunk, surrounded by a sprawling network of twigs and leaves that served as their own private university.

Their leader, the venerable Squirrel McSqueaky, was a master of dialectics, and could debate the finer points of Squirrelian existentialism with the best of them.

But little did they know, their peaceful existence was about to be disrupted by a group of marauding raccoons with a taste for philosophical thievery.

Read on to learn about the Great Acorn Heist

Learn more about Squirrelian Existentialism Visit the Tree of Philosophy, the birthplace of Squirrely Sophism