Nutty Social Norms

Welcome to the Squirrely Social Hierarchy!

Here, nutty social norms are the only rules that matter. We have a strict code of acorn-gathering, nut-sharing, and tree-surfacing etiquette.

• Leash Laws: How to properly tie up your tail
• Nutty Neighborliness: The art of not stealing from the Joneses' stash
• Tailoring Your Attire: The proper way to groom your whiskers
• Squirrelly Sophistry: The art of convincing yourself you're not a nut thief

Remember, in our squirrelly society, it's every nut for themselves!

Subchapter: Squirrely Slang

Here's a list of our beloved Squirrely Slang:

• Acorn: The currency of the forest
• Tree-mendous: Extremely impressive or amazing, but not as good as finding an acorn in the wild.
• Bark-up-the-wrong-tree: When you forget where you hid your stash.