Squirrely Buys 101 - Chapter 2: Nutty Entrepreneurship
Lesson 2: Building the Ultimate Squirrely Lair
Chapter 2 of Squirrely Buys 101 is all about creating the ultimate lair for the discerning squirrely individual. In this lesson, you'll learn how to:
- Choose the perfect location for your lair, taking into account optimal nut-gathering routes and proximity to nearby park benches.
- Design the perfect layout, including the ideal ratio of stash-to-sinkhole.
- Selecting the perfect color scheme, with a focus on bold, eye-searing colors that'll make all your fellow squirrels green with envy.
But wait, there's more! As a bonus lesson, you'll also learn how to:
- Cook the ultimate squirrely breakfast, featuring a special guest appearance by the infamous 'Squirrely Omelette'.