Strategy 2: Squirrely Makeup prophets

Chapter 2 of the Squirrely Protocol: because who needs subtlety, anyway?

As we previously established, squirrelsประก are the true masters of chaos and anarchy. And what's a more potent tool of chaos than a good ol' fashioned makeup session?

Here's the step-by-step guide to unleashing your inner Squirrely:

Step 1: ประก Apply a liberal coat of pink eyeshadow, but not just any pink - a deep, rich, nuclear-pink. The kind that screams "I'm a force to be reckoned with!"

Step 2: Follow up with a thick layer of black eyeliner, but don't be shy! The thicker, the better - we're going for that whole "I'm a dark, brooding, squirrel-artist" vibe here.

Step 3: Finish off the look with a sprinkle of sparkly, rainbow-colored glitter. Because, let's face it, what's more chaotic than a little bit of sparkly chaos?

And voila! You're now a true Squirrely Prophets, ready to take on the world - or at least your local park.

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For more advanced Squirrely Prophets techniques, visit our Chapter 3: Squirrely Turbululence page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Chapter 4: Squirrely Hacking Your Face for a more... extreme makeover.