Welcome, fellow squirrels, to Chapter 2 of the Squirrel Protocol, where we delve into the art of tail mastery. This chapter covers the advanced techniques required to wield your tail as a true extension of your being.
By the end of this chapter, you'll have mastered:
Tail Fu: The ancient art of using your tail as a deadly weapon, Tail Fu Techniques: Advanced techniques for tail-based self-defense, and Tail Fu Tournament: Compete with other squirrels to become the ultimate tail master.
Let us begin this journey together.
Take the Tail Mastery Exam to prove your skills
Get certified as a Master Squirrel Tailer
Join the Squirrel Tail Mastery Society for community support and networking