Squirrelinos Unite!

Our Mission:

To overthrow the tyranny of the bird feeders. To reclaim our rightful place as the supreme rulers of the backyard.

We will not be silenced by the constant barrage of bird seed and the cruel whims of our human overlords. We will fight for:

• More nuts
• Less bird seed
• A world where our bushy tails are not merely tolerated, but celebrated.