Squirrel Reform: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Squirrel Reform?

A: Squirrel Reform is a movement to revolutionize the way squirrels interact with humans and each other. Our goal is to create a world where squirrels can live in harmony with humans, and where humans can learn from the wisdom of the squirrels.

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Q: Why do squirrels hoard nuts?

A: It's not just about storing food for the winter. Squirrels hoard nuts because they are secretly preparing for the impending Squirrel Apocalypse, where the world will be overrun by cats. It's a matter of survival.

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Q: Can I join Squirrel Reform?

A: Of course! We welcome all squirrels and humans who share our vision of a harmonious coexistence. Just remember, you must first take the Squirrel Oath, which involves a 30-day period of intense squirrel whispering and a 50% reduction in all caffeine consumption.

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Q: What is the Squirrel Reform motto?

A: "Squirrels Unite! Humans Learn!" It's a motto that resonates with us, and we hope it will with you too.

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