Squirrely Ethos

Welcome, esteemed squirrels, to our esteemed Squirrely Ethos! A place where the whimsical whims of the forest floor converge with the grandiose grandeur of our collective nut-gathering endeavors.

Here, we proudly declare our manifesto:

• We believe in the importance of a well-placed acorn.
• We stand strong against the scourge of squirrelnapping.
• We advocate for the unbridled pursuit of nutty happiness.

Join us, and together, let us create a world where squirrels can thrive, unencumbered by prophets of doom and gloom!