Protocol 1: The Squirrel Torture Test

This is the first protocol in the Squirrel Repellent System, designed to test the limits of our furry friends.

• Protocol 1: The Squirrel Torture Test
• Protocol 2: The Squirrel Psyops Unit
• Protocol 3: The Squirrel Simulation Suit

Warning: The Squirrel Torture Test is not for the faint of heart. Squirrels have been known to develop Stockholm syndrome after prolonged exposure to our patented Squirrel Torture Technology.

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