PROTOCOL 3: THE SQUIRREL PSYOP UNIT BETA

Squirrelingly Advanced Squirrel Defense

A top-secret government project to keep those pesky squirrels at bay. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THIS TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING

Features:

• High-contrast color scheme to confuse and disorient squirrels
• Sensor suite capable of detecting even the slightest nut-seeking intent
• Auto-shooting turret for maximum effectiveness (with optional " warning beeps" feature)
• Integrated "Squirrel-Fu" training program for human operatives