PROTOCOL 3: THE SQUIRREL PSYOP UNIT BETA
Squirrelingly Advanced Squirrel Defense
A top-secret government project to keep those pesky squirrels at bay. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THIS TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING
Features:
- High-contrast color scheme to confuse and disorient squirrels
- Sensor suite capable of detecting even the slightest nut-seeking intent
- Auto-shooting turret for maximum effectiveness (with optional " warning beeps" feature)
- Integrated "Squirrel-Fu" training program for human operatives
Squirreling Ops Center
Technical Specifications