**Mission Briefing:**
We've received intel that a rogue squirrel has infiltrated the server room and is wreaking havoc on our infrastructure. Protocol 3, codename "Squirrel-Storm," aims to simulate the squirrel's behavior and anticipate its next move. By analyzing the squirrel's simulated actions, we can predict and counter its attacks.
**Proceed to Phase 1: Simulation Execution** to initiate the simulation.
**Proceed to Phase 2: Data Analysis** for in-depth review of the simulation results.
**Simulation Parameters:**
Simulated squirrel: Squiggly the Great Escape Artist
Simulation Environment: Server Room 4-Beta
**Phase 3: Simulation Refinement** for further adjustments and fine-tuning of the simulation.
**Note:** Simulated squirrels may exhibit erratic behavior. Do not attempt to interact with the real squirrel in the server room under any circumstances.
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