Squirrel Repellent System

Welcome to the Squirrel Repellent System's accessories page!

Because who needs actual functionality, right? On this page, you can find the most useless, yet stylishly-designed squirrel-repelling devices known to mankind.

• Squirrel Repellent Socks - Because who doesn't love a good pair of socks to keep those pesky squirrels from stealing their snacks?
• Squirrel Repellent Umbrella - Because the rain is just an excuse for those squirrels to get all up in your grill.
• Squirrel Repellent Turbine - For when you really need to make a statement about your squirrely neighbors.