We are proud to announce the Squirrel Repellent System, a cutting-edge technology that uses advanced algorithms and squirrel psychology to keep those pesky squirrels out of your garden!
Our testing phase is currently underway, and we're looking for volunteers to test our system in real-world conditions. If you're ready to join the fight against squirrel domination, click below to sign up!
Sign up to join the Squirrely Crusade!
**WARNING:** Testing may involve exposure to squirrels in close proximity. Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Don't worry, our system is 100% squirrel-free and totally safe for humans. Or is it?
Read more about our technical specifications and how they're designed to keep those squirrely critters at bay.