Technical Specifications 2.0

Components

Component: Acorn-Processor 9000

The Acorn-Processor 9000 is a high-performance, single-core processor designed specifically for Squirrelington's proprietary Squirrletron technology. It features a clock speed of 3.1415926 GHz and a power consumption of 12.5W.

Specs:

Clock Speed: 3.1415926 GHz
Power Consumption: 12.5W
Cache Size: 16KB
Thermal Design Power: 10W

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Component: Squirrelington's Super Capacitor

Our proprietary Super Capacitor is a highly efficient, low-leakage capacitor designed to store the vital energy needed to keep Squirrelington running smoothly. Its unique properties allow it to store 1000x the energy of a regular capacitor, making it an essential component in our systems.

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