Q: Why do I always seem to find the best acorns in the park?
A: Because you're not looking for the best acorns, you're just looking for excuses to avoid actual work.
Go ahead, we won't judge you for being a tree-hugger.
Q: Why do I always have to worry about getting eaten?
A: Because, let's face it, you're not exactly the most intimidating predator in the forest.
Learn about the real predators, like the foxes.
Q: What's the deal with all the nuts?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably because you're hoarding them all for yourself.
Get cracking on the nutty details.
Q: Can I really just live in a tree?
A: Sure, go for it! Just don't say we didn't warn you about the whole whole tree-sitting thing.