For when the squirrels get too close for comfort.
Self-Defense Techniques | Squirrely Sabotage | Evading Squirrelly Attacks
1. The classic "Squirrelly Squat": Stand on one leg, with your arms wrapped around your body, and your eyes fixed on the horizon. This will make you look intimidating, but mostly just confusing.
2. The Squirrely Stomp: A swift, powerful kick that will surely deter any would-be squirrelly attackers. Just make sure to aim for the squirrel's face.
3. The Squirrelly Shield: Hold your hands up in a V-shape, and use your best "I'm a fierce and terrifying creature" face. This usually keeps squirrels at bay.
Want more tips? Try our Intermediate Squirrelly Tips