Tip 1: Deny, Deny, Deny

When faced with an uncomfortable truth, simply deny it. Repeat the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" until your opponent gives up.

This tip is scientifically proven to work 99.9% of the time.

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Tip 2: Change the Subject

When asked a difficult question, quickly switch topics to something completely unrelated. This will make you appear witty and charming, while also avoiding the truth.

Example: When asked about the meaning of life, respond with "Have you seen the latest episode of 'Squirrelly's Squirrelly Adventures'?

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Tip 3: Get Lost in a Sea of Distractions

Surround yourself with enough stimuli that you can't focus on anything, including the truth. Try playing video games, watching cat videos, or eating an entire pizza by yourself.

This tip is scientifically proven to work 100% of the time, as long as you have enough snacks.

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