Welcome to the secret stash of Squirrelly Tips, where we reveal the hidden truths of how to succeed as a squirrel. Or, you know, not really.
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Tip 1: Always stash your nuts in a secure location.
We can't stress this enough. Don't be like Squeaky over there, who stashed his nuts in a obvious spot and got them stolen by that sly raccoon.
Tip 2: Use the right tools for the job.
Invest in a good drill bit for those pesky acorns. You can find them at your local hardware store, or on the black market.
Tip 3: Be prepared for the unexpected.
Whether it's a hungry hawk or a pesky dog, always have a backup stash plan. You can never go wrong with a good escape route.