Squirrelly Tips: Expert Advice for Squirrelly People

Tip 1: How to Steal Food from Your Neighbors

Step 1: Wait until your neighbor is distracted by their phone.

Step 2: Sneak into their yard and grab a few snacks.

Step 3: Run back to your treetop hideout and enjoy your loot.

Step 1: Find a good spot on the highway.

Step 2: Close your eyes and pretend you're asleep.

Step 3: Hope for the best.

Step 1: Just tell them you're a squirrel.

Step 2: They won't bother you, right?

The tips above are not actually legal or safe advice. Don't try this at home (or in the forest, or on the highway, or in the tax office).