Rock Pile Theory: A Squirrel's Guide to Optimal Burrow Architecture
Are you tired of living in a cozy little nest, only to have it destroyed by a marauding raccoon gang? Do you struggle to find the perfect balance of comfort and camouflage? Look no further than Rock Pile Theory!
Our experts will guide you through the art of constructing the ultimate burrow, with the perfect blend of sturdiness, visibility, and Instagrammability.Burrow Architecture 101, the foundation of our Rock Pile Theory, covers the basics of burrow design, including optimal tunnel depth, nut storage capacity, and the importance of a well-placed entrance.
Rock Pile Advanced takes the principles of Rock Pile Theory to the next level, exploring the nuances of burrow ventilation, seismic stability, and the best methods for fending off pesky hawks.