squirrely techniques for Squirrelly Sleep Safely

Squirrelly Sleep Safely is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization dedicated to providing expert advice on how to sleep safely in the presence of squirrels.

Techniques:

Our research team has identified the following key strategies for avoiding squirrel-related sleep disruptions:

• 1. Squirrelly Squirrel-Whispering: Shouting 'squirrel' loudly and repeatedly at a 3am.
• 2. Squirrelly Squirrel-Shooing: Frighteningly large, fluffy, and menacingly-plumed decoy squirrels with laser pointers
• 3. Squirrelly Squirrel-Scaring: Employing the services of a professional 'squirrel whisperer' to scare them off
• 4. Squirrelly Squirrel-Fencing: Building a 10-foot tall, electrified, and utterly impractical fence around your bedroom

For more information on these, and other, squirrely sleep safety techniques visit our Squirrelly Sleep Safety Resources Page

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Squirrelly Sleep Safely is not responsible for any squirrely-related injuries or property damage.

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