Welcome, fellow squirrels, to Tree Ring Etiquette 101! Here's the lowdown on how to navigate those tricky tree rings.
Tip 1: Always knock before entering a tree ring. It's just good manners, and it prevents accidental acorn-related injuries.
Tip 2: Don't hog all the best acorns. Sharing is caring, even among squirrels.
Tip 3: When in a tree ring, always respect the alpha squirrel's dominance. They're not always the biggest or strongest, but they're definitely the boss.
Learn more about the Alpha Squirrel Protocol
Read the full Tree Ring Protocol manual
Stay sassy, stay classy, tree ring dwellers!
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