Our manifesto is a call to action, a declaration of the obvious. We are not just any ordinary squirrels. We are the masters of stealth, agility, and acorn-hoarding. We have infiltrated your homes, your parks, and your backyards, and we will not be silenced.
Join us in our fight for squirrel rights! Visit our sister site, Tactics and Techniques, for more information on how to get involved.
Or, visit our Nutty Nations page for a list of countries that have already joined the Squirrely Revolution.