Squirrelly Etiquette: Identifying Squirrelly Hotspots

When venturing into Squirrelly territory, it's essential to recognize the telltale signs of a Squirrelly Hotspot. These areas are like tiny, furry, adorable landmines, just waiting to unleash their nutty fury upon the unsuspecting visitor.

Here are a few ways to identify a Squirrelly Hotspot:

• Excessive Chatter: Squirrely Hotspots are known to emit a high-pitched, incessant chatter, often accompanied by frantic hand gestures.
• Unsettling Eye Contact: Squirreley Hotspots tend to stare intensely, as if daring you to come closer, or further, or just to stare back at them for an uncomfortably long time.
• Impromptu Napping Spots: Hotspots often have a favorite spot where they like to snooze, usually in plain sight, and may even invite you to join them.
• Frenzied Nut Hoarding: Hotspots are prone to frantically collecting and storing nuts in their mouths, often at the expense of their own well-being.
• Unrelenting Boundaries: Squirrely Hotspots have a unique sense of personal space, often requiring an arm's length (or three) before they deign to acknowledge your presence.

Click here for the Squirrely Hotspot Protocol, a comprehensive guide to navigating these tricky areas.

Remember, respect the Squirrely Hotspot at all costs. Failure to do so may result in a lifetime supply of nutty revenge.