Article I, Section 1:
We, the squirrels, do solemnly pledge to uphold the nutty ideals of our forest home.
Article I, Section 2:
We, the squirrels, do solemnly pledge to never, under any circumstances, store acorns in any location other than our designated nutty reserves.
Article II, Section 1:
We, the squirrels, do solemnly pledge to never, under any circumstances, share our stash with any non-squirrelly creatures.
Article III, Section 1:
We, the squirrels, do solemnly pledge to maintain the highest standards of nut-gathering efficiency and productivity.
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