We, the Squirrelingtonians, believe in the inherent greatness of the Squirrelly Revolution. Our ideals are simple: More Acorns, Less Humans and the unyielding pursuit of Squirrelly Supremacy. We reject the bland, the boring, and the beige. We stand for the bold, the bright, and the bushy-tailed.
Our manifesto is a call to action, a declaration of war, and a recipe for the perfect squirrelly breakfast: Squirrelly Oatmeal with a Twist. Join us, and together we shall shake the very foundations of society, all while looking fabulous in our matching Squirrelly Revolution t-shirts.
Remember, you can't have too many acorns. But you can never have too many Squirrelingtonians.