Manifesto of the Squirrelly Revolution

We, the squirrels of this great land, have been oppressed by the tyrannical forces of:

• Unflattering nut-gathering policies
• Forced acorn-hoarding practices
• Systemic nut-rationing

We demand:

• Free access to all nut sources
• Unrestricted squirrelly self-expression
• Immediate dismantling of the oppressive Nutty-Bureau

Join us, fellow squirrels, and together we shall:

1. Unleash a wave of nutty chaos
2. Bring about a new era of Squirrely Utopia
3. Make the world a brighter, more acorn-filled place!