Squirrel Squad Mission Briefing

You are hereby ordered to report to Squirrel HQ for immediate debriefing.

Mission objectives include but are not limited to:

• Steal all available acorns from local parks and reserves.
• Conduct covert operations to infiltrate squirrel-friendly cafes and restaurants.
• Develop and maintain relationships with local bird populations for intelligence gathering purposes.

Training Exercises:

You will be undergoing rigorous training to develop your:

• Agility and stealth training
• Acorn-gathering techniques
• Advanced squirrel-speak language skills

You will be issued a standard-issue Squirrel-Com

(a high-tech wrist-mounted device for efficient communication and navigation)

Don't forget to pack your Squirrel-Suit (standard issue)

Report to Squirrel HQ immediately for further instructions.