Squeaky Squad: The Most Elite Squirrelly Unit in the Forest

Are you ready to join the most esteemed, most feared, and most fantastically fluffy squirrel squad in the land?

Our Slogans:

“We're not just nuts, we're the nuts that rule the forest!”

Learn more about our glorious slogans

“Squeak until you're heard, fight until you're right, and nap until the sun is high!”

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