Here at the Squirrelly Revolution, we're fed up with the status quo. We're tired of being relegated to the park, tired of being shooed from the bird feeder, and tired of having our bushy tails ridiculed by the fashion police.
It's time for a change! Let's take back our rightful place in the treetop echelons of society! Join us in this, our most nutty act of defiance yet: