In which the Squirrelingtonian Empire decrees that all acorns shall be sorted and organized in a manner most pleasing to the Squirrelingtonian Overlords.
Subrule 5a: Squirrels must be addressed by their formal titles, lest they incur the wrath of the Squirrelingtonian Inquisitors.
Subrule 5b: Squirrels are required to perform 3 hours of community service for every 1 hour spent playing video games.