The Squirrel Reform Movement

Welcome to the Squirrel Reform Movement, where we're nutty about revolutionizing the status quo.

Our goal is to bring about a brighter, more equitable future for squirrels everywhere. Join us, and together we'll:

1. Abolish the tyranny of the bird feeders
2. Fight for the right to raid your neighbor's garden without consequence
3. Establish a squirrel-only government
4. Make acorns the official currency

Our Platform

• Food Reform - We want to make sure every squirrel has access to a steady supply of nuts.
• Squirrelington: A Squirrel Utopia - We envision a world where squirrels can live in harmony with each other and their environment.
• Foreign Nut Policy - We'll make sure every squirrel has a steady supply of foreign nuts.

Join us in our mission to make the world a more squirrel-friendly place!