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We Stab At The Problems

A philosophy born out of frustration, fueled by sarcasm, and tempered by poor impulse control.

The Five Pillars of Stabbing

1. Our Techniques - Because even the most absurd problems require a delicate touch.
2. Our Tenets - A list of rules to live by, or not.
3. Our Ethos - The secret to our success (or failure).
4. Our Heroes - The individuals who inspire our stabby endeavors.
5. Our Villains - Those who thwart our efforts and fuel our rage.

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