Employee 2: The Unpaid Intern

Job Title: Coffee Fetcher

Job Description: Fetches coffee for the boss. Also fetches coffee for the boss's boss. And the intern's boss's boss.

Employee 1: The Coffee Connoisseur - The coffee connoisseur. Knows everything about coffee.
Employee 3: The Coffee Machine Repair Specialist - The person who fixes the coffee machine when it breaks. Probably.

By clicking "I agree" below, you agree to do whatever we tell you to do. Including, but not limited to, fetching more coffee.