Cola-Nirvana is the only place where the pursuit of fizzy happiness and the avoidance of responsibility come together in perfect harmony. Located deep within the depths of the human brain, this elusive state of being is achieved by consuming copious amounts of cola, preferably with a splash of lime.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our research facility at Quantum Superlatte to learn more about the intricacies of this mystical state.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Extreme Soda Fueled Rollercoaster for a truly transcendent experience.
And, for the truly committed, join us at Cola-Nirvana Grad School where you can earn a degree in the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing.
Cola-Nirvana Fitness Club is not responsible for any injuries sustained during our activities.