Welcome to Stagnant Soda's Experiments in Doing Nothing
This is where innovation goes to wait for inspiration, but mostly just collects dust and water stains.
Our team of expertly unambitious researchers are working tirelessly to achieve the perfect ratio of boredom to productivity.
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