SODA CO. INC.

Welcome to SODA CO. INC., the world's premier expert in all things stagnant.

Our company is dedicated to the art of doing nothing, and we're proud to have been doing it for over 30 years.

Our team of highly trained professionals are experts in the fields of:

• Doing nothing
• Making excuses
• Procrastination

We're proud to have a long history of not accomplishing anything, and we're confident that you'll find our stagnation inspiring.

Check out our latest projects:

• The Art of Doing Nothing
• The Procrastination Tournaments