Stain Sighting Report 2023-01-03

A mysterious case of the day: a rogue coffee stain on the conference room carpet.

Location: The Break Room

Time: 08:47 AM

Witnesses: None. (We're looking at you, John from Accounting.)

Notes: The stain appears to be a 3-inch diameter splash of what can only be described as "burnt brown" in color. Its origin is shrouded in mystery, but experts believe it may be linked to a particularly vigorous meeting.

Recommended Course of Action: Further investigation and a thorough scrubbing of the area with a Mr. Clean magic eraser.

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