A mysterious case of the day: a rogue coffee stain on the conference room carpet.
Location: The Break Room
Time: 08:47 AM
Witnesses: None. (We're looking at you, John from Accounting.)
Notes: The stain appears to be a 3-inch diameter splash of what can only be described as "burnt brown" in color. Its origin is shrouded in mystery, but experts believe it may be linked to a particularly vigorous meeting.
Recommended Course of Action: Further investigation and a thorough scrubbing of the area with a Mr. Clean magic eraser.