Stair Master General Orders

Welcome to the Stair Master General, where we issue decrees for all matters related to stair-related matters.

Step 1: The Stair of Life Step 2: The Stair of Despair Step 3: The Stair of Enlightenment

Step 1: The Stair of Life

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all stairs shall be installed at a 45-degree angle.

Section 1: The Stair of Perpetual Motion

Step 2: The Stair of Despair

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all stairs shall be installed with a minimum of 17 steps.

Section 2: The Stair of Sudden Terror

Step 3: The Stair of Enlightenment

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all staircases shall be designed with at least 3 landing.

Section 3: The Stair of Epiphany