Uh, What Am I Doing?

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

Should I be a doctor? A lawyer? A professional snail trainer?

Maybe I'll just stick with being a professional napping expert.

My parents are going to kill me.

I've been living in my parents' basement for three years now.

Maybe I'll just get a part-time job at the local mall and pretend to be interested in my life.