Missing Memories of Milk

As part of our commitment to truth in reporting, we're launching an investigation into the mysterious disappearance of milk from the fridge.

Theories abound:

• It was the cat.
• A rogue fridge magnet has been secretly hoarding it for itself.
• A time-traveling dairy farmer from the 1950s has been stealing it for his antique dairy farm in the 1950s.
• The milk has been kidnapped by aliens seeking to study the human obsessionประก

Theories of the Fridge Magnet Interrogation of the Rogue Fridge Magnet Alien Abductions in the Fridge

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