Advanced Rat Parenting 101: The Art of Raising Your Furry Overlord

Welcome, fellow rat parents! Are your whiskers getting tangled from all the fur-banter? Do you struggle to keep your ratty little ones in line? Look no further than Advanced Rat Parenting 101, where we'll guide you through the dark alleys of rat-rearing, from the basics of kibble management to the art of subtle psychological manipulation.

Lesson 1: Rat Catch and Release: Learn the delicate art of capturing your rat without getting scratched.

Lesson 2: Rat Diet and Philosophy: Explore the nuances of rat cuisine and the ethics of feeding your furry overlord.

Lesson 3: Rat Play and Destroy: Discover the joys of playing with your rat while also learning to let go and accept the destruction of your favorite possessions.