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Standard Rat FAQ

Q: What is the standard rat?

A: The standard rat is a mythical rodent of utmost regularity. It's the default, go-to rat for all occasions.

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Q: Can standard rats wear designer clothes?

We're still working on the rat-fashion industry. For now, they just prefer their standard-issue gray onesies.

Q: Can standard rats be trained for agility competitions?

We've seen some impressive feats of agility from these standard rats. However, they're still waiting on official registration for the 'Rat Olympics'.

Read about rat-lympic hopefuls

Q: Are standard rats good parents?

Standard rats are the epitome of responsible rodent parenthood. They've been known to sacrifice their favorite snacks for the sake of their young.

Get expert advice from a rat parent

Q: Do standard rats have a favorite meme?

It's no secret that standard rats love the 'Rat-ty McRatterson' meme. They're known to spend hours scrolling through ratty memes on their favorite ratbook.

See some of the best rat memes

Q: Can standard rats be used as therapy animals?

While they're not certified, standard rats have been known to provide comfort and support to those in need. However, their therapy skills are still in development.

Learn more about rat-assisted therapy

Q: Can I have a standard rat as a pet?

We can't recommend it. But if you insist, be prepared for a life of constant rodent-related anxiety and shredded furniture.

Proceed at your own risk