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A: The standard rat is a mythical rodent of utmost regularity. It's the default, go-to rat for all occasions.
Learn more about rat-hoodWe're still working on the rat-fashion industry. For now, they just prefer their standard-issue gray onesies.
We've seen some impressive feats of agility from these standard rats. However, they're still waiting on official registration for the 'Rat Olympics'.
Read about rat-lympic hopefulsStandard rats are the epitome of responsible rodent parenthood. They've been known to sacrifice their favorite snacks for the sake of their young.
Get expert advice from a rat parentIt's no secret that standard rats love the 'Rat-ty McRatterson' meme. They're known to spend hours scrolling through ratty memes on their favorite ratbook.
See some of the best rat memesWhile they're not certified, standard rats have been known to provide comfort and support to those in need. However, their therapy skills are still in development.
Learn more about rat-assisted therapyWe can't recommend it. But if you insist, be prepared for a life of constant rodent-related anxiety and shredded furniture.
Proceed at your own risk